A little prayer
A father put his daughter to bed and listened to her prayers.
She ended by saying: "God Bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless
grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked: "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little
girl said: "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
do." The next day, grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to
her prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy
and good-bye grandma." The next day, the grandmother died. Holly
Shit, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
side.
Several weeks later, the father heard his daughter say in her
prayers: "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went
into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of
dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat in water all day,
had lunch sent in, and watched the clock. He figured if he could get
by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going
home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking
at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, when midnight
arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got
home his wife said: "I've never seen you work so late, what's the
matter?"
He said: "I don't want to talk about it, I've
just spent the worst day of my life."
She said: "You think you had a bad day? You'll
never believe what happened to me! This morning, the milkman dropped
dead on our porch!"
