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Dijon Vu = Same mustard as before.
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The one
who jumps from a bridge in Paris is in Seine
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Marathon
runners with bad footwear suffers the agony of defeat.
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The
Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery.
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A lot of
money is tainted. it taint yours and it taint mine.
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when a
clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
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When two
egoists meet,
it's an I for an I.
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When the
actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
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Every
calendar's days are numbered.
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Reading
while sunbathing will make you well-red.
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The
reading of a will is a dead giveaway.
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Without
geometry, life is pointless.
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It's been
an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
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A man's
home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
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When
Chemist die, we Barium.
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A
pessimist's blood type,
always B-negative.
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Why
couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it was two-tired.
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Show me a
piano falling down a mine shaft, and I will show you a Flat Minor.
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She had a
boyfriend with a wooden leg... until she broke it off.
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Once
you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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A chicken
crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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What you
seize is what you get. |
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A man walks into a bar with a
salamander in his hand. The bartender asks the man what he calls
it. "Tiny" replies the man. "Why is that?" asks the barkeeper.
"Because he's my newt!" |
