Medicare
Two men are in the
doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A
nurse comes in and
asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait
for the doctor.
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown
and begins to masturbate him.
Shocked, he says, " My God, what are you doing?"
To which she
replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a
clean procedure."
Not wanting to cause a
problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all this and by the
time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, and gives him a blow job.
The first man says, "Hey,
what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a
blow job?"
The nurse says, "That, my
dear sir, is the difference between
Medicare and
private insurance."
